"Hello. My name is YUM YUM CULT, I am Local Music. I am approx. 21ft tall and interested in getting to know you. I enjoy irregular things, more surprises and saturation. I will be residing at The Gasometer on the 10th of September if you would like to see more of me. If my friends Yes/No/Maybe and Figurehead can watch you, you can watch them too. I think this may be the beginning of something special in-between us."