Stock up on sweat bands, fluoro zinc and Frankie Says Relax t-shirts 'cos idiot DJ Tomás Ford is taking his Crap Music Rave Party back to 1987, Aerobics Oz Style. Request any song from 1980-1989 you want, so long as it's crap. Which, let's face it, most of it was. Tomás will take your breath away with a full night of pumping 80's radio jamz and his hyperactive antics, costume changes, video projections and dumb ideas.
Request any tacky pop you can think of from A-Z... ABC, Bananarama, Duran Duran, Eric Carmen, Foreigner, George Michael, Hall & Oates, INXS, John Farnham, Kylie Minogue, Limahl, Martika, New Kids On The Block, OMD, Pat Benetar, Queen, Ray Parker Jr, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Tina Turner, UB40, Visage, Wang Chung, Yello and ZZ Top. If it's tacky and nasty, Tomás'll spin it for you.
There'll be a (totally optional!) 80's costume competition, a (totally optional!) dance-off, (totally optional) faux-robics and super-special, super-minor celebrity guests at what will be a totally not optional all-night dancefloor extravaganza.
This is gonna go off like the nightclub scene from The Terminator. Things are gonna get as loose as the Foot Clan's clubhouse from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's gonna be as glamorous as Xanadu.
CRAP MUSIC 80'S WORKOUT RAVE PARTY PERTH: Rosemount Hotel, North Perth - Friday April 20 MELBOURNE: The Gasometer, Brunswick - Saturday April 28 ADELAIDE: The Hindley, Adelaide - Friday June 15
Crap Music Rave Party is also appearing at The Brighton Spiegeltent (UK) on May 12 and at Kalgoorlie Heartwalk on May 5.
POST YOUR REQUESTS IN THE COMMENTS!!